“Fuck the police!”
I scream it loud till I die.
You won’t ever catch me.
Pig, don’t even try.
I’m there every day,
While you’re out on patrol.
You might be detective
But your girl is my mole.
I hold nothing back
And with violence, grab titty.
Watch waves of ass cheeks
On my ride from Miss Piggy.
When she uses those teeth,
It makes me annoyed.
She likes it when I choke her.
We call it “the George Floyd.”
We all know that you got picked on,
In that “awful middle school.”
From weak victim to disgrace,
Now just look at you, you fool.
It makes it all the sweeter,
Our time alone each day.
Your wife and I both know about
That skin flute that you play.
I’ve hit her from the front,
And I’ve hit her from the back.
I’ve hit her on your shitter,
Even hit her smoking crack.
I’ve hit her in your yard.
And I’ve hit her in your bed.
You better call in homicide,
I think that bitch is dead.
A murder’s what I gave her ass
While you “protect and serve.”
You’ve never been the sharpest tool,
Bear with the learning curve.
I took her as my pet.
Worked her over as my slave.
Perhaps you would have known all this,
If two shits you’d ever gave.
Believe in what I tell you
For I always keep it real.
Although you are the swine,
It’s her, I'm making squeal.
No worries ‘bout a future son,
For down her throat he ran.
Next week you’re going back on nights.
Check mate, you brave law man.